Currently...

I'm drinking a life-saving magical plastic cup of joy.

Fact: 1.99 of vanilla iced coffee turns the whole day around.

I'm wearing my new favorite outfit from my Target birthday spree. I have never received so many compliments on something so inexpensive (29.99!) or so low maintenance. Technically, it is easier to put on than pajamas, so of course I grab it every chance I get. Guess what I'm buying more of this summer!?

I'm proud of my kiddo for being a trooper at her 2 year old doctor visit. During her finger stick (lead test), she winced, then peered around the nurse's hand to watch her collect the blood sample into the tube. Things disintegrated 3 shots later, when I actually teared up at her crying. I know it hurts:o( Which is how we ended up at McDonald's with the promise of nuggets and anything she wants.

I'm wondering if I should get one of these? If one happened to show up for Mother's Day, I wouldn't be mad or anything...

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I'm amazed that people ignore the sign I put on our door, asking them not to knock or ring the doorbell because of the "sleeping baby and barking dogs". Then they apologize when I open the door and all hell breaks loose. Really?

I'm ready to give the dogs away to anyone who wants them. One masterfully opened the diaper "champ" and pulled out 2 choice diapers to massacre all over the carpet while I was in the shower, and the other one created Lake Urine on our hardwood. Pull it together, please!

I'm excited to take Larkyn to her first birthday party this afternoon. Hope 5 year old boys like Target gift cards.