1. Just because the Diaper Champ bag isn't "full" doesn't mean that one should keep filling it to the brim. Empty the bag every week or face gagging your way through a REAL full bag later.
2. Bouncy seat after bottle= change of outfit
3. When you haven't had "Aunt Flow" visit in exactly a year, you forget what to do and immediately wish you were pregnant again (not really, but man was that convenient!)
4. Sometimes the baby starts crying after you start the vacuum and you can't hear them. Your neighbors apparently can.
5. A diaper change can sometimes include between the shoulder blades?!
2. Bouncy seat after bottle= change of outfit
3. When you haven't had "Aunt Flow" visit in exactly a year, you forget what to do and immediately wish you were pregnant again (not really, but man was that convenient!)
4. Sometimes the baby starts crying after you start the vacuum and you can't hear them. Your neighbors apparently can.
5. A diaper change can sometimes include between the shoulder blades?!
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